Friday, April 11, 2008

Obama: It's Not Skin Color, It's Snob Factor--UPDATED

Can we just leave race out of this stupid equation? I mean, really. It's not about skin color. It's about snob factor. And between Michelle and Barack, himself, they just come off as insufferable, out-of-touch, obnoxious very rich people. Dahum. Shut up! Here's an interpretation for all you tards too drunk on Bud Lite and gun lust to comprehend Obama's musings:

I asked around the area, to see how his obvious compassion for Pennsylvanians was viewed. This is just one story, from one man in West Deer Township, but I'm sure that it's typical.

"By cracky, it's like the man sees into my very soul!

"Thirty years ago, I had a good job in the mill in Pittsburgh. I was bringing in a good income, going to jazz clubs, discussing Proust over white wine and brie, with my gay friends of all colors. I was all for free trade, so that we could sell the steel overseas, and I never bothered to go to church, let alone actually believe in God.

"But then, the plant closed down, and I couldn't get another job. I went on unemployment, and found odd jobs here and there, but they barely paid the rent on the loft, and the payment on the Bimmer. I couldn't afford the wine and brie any more, and had to shift over to beer and brats.

"Of course, as a result, I started hanging out with the wrong crowd--the beer drinkers.

"And it wasn't just the beer. Some of them actually went out in the woods in the fall, and shot animals. And kilt 'em. With real guns!

Tom McGuire has a round-up.

I told you people before that Obama was done in the general election with his pastor Wright deal. I also told you that he would have to get the nomination or else the whole Left will implode. Obama is done. So is Hillary.

Good night! If you had told me that any Republican would have an ice-chip's chance in Hanoi, I'd have said you wuz crazy.

UPDATED:

The Anchoress has more:
Two great candidates the Democrats have brought us this year, aren’t they? Don’t y’all forgit to vote fer your’n betters, now! They’ll learn ya an’ tell ya anythin’ you wants ta hear, an’ they’ll laff n laff if’n it gets too serious, an’ they’ll take care all yer needs, too! so you don’t never have to be lovin’ that old time religion anymores, cuz yer govimint will be yer god, and y’all will be her people.
She reminds us of Clinton's "smug mug".

This is the end of both them. Can you say President McCain?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree that Obama and his wife have a major case of snobbery. I am not sure though how you can say at this point that he is done. From what we are watching on TV, it looks like he keeps winning people over through his campaigning. I'm not sure why but that is what it looks like.

Teri said...

He keeps winning over people because the media loves him. And they keep acting as though it is inevitable that he will win. If the press had actually done any investigative work, he's never have come this far.