Trophy Wife

Very interesting article about attracting a Trophy Wife--if you're so inclined. My thought, after reading all the pros and cons: How about lavishing the time, energy and the rest of it, on your current wife? True, she knows that your poo-poo smells like poo-poo, but the Trophy Wife will find that out, too, and she's going to be less inclined to like putting up with it. At a certain level, the expectation is that poo poo smells like sugar cookies.