Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Yay! Vice President Cheney Almost Was Killed!

We are progressive leftists who love, love, love our enemies!

“You ever see “M*A*S*H”? I wrote that shit, people. So when I tell you that Cheney is a legitimate war criminal—and so an understandable target for an assassination attempt, however deplorable we in the West may find such things—I have, like, 9 freakin’ seasons of Emmy-winning TV to back me up on that.”
That Jeff Goldstein sure doesn't understand us, does he? Doesn't he get satire? I mean, really.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Celebrities are Gods,
    And Gods Can Do No Wrong.
    Q.E.D.

    (Do you have your pinch of incense ready? And your kneepad?)

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  2. Anonymous10:10 PM

    Ah yes TV knows all, if it was on TV it must be true. Do these people ever listen to themselves?

    Can we question their patriotism now?

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