I'm no judge, but this would be my solution to idiotic identical twin brothers denying custody of a child who clearly belongs to one of them: Split the child support down the middle. Give mom sole custody. And make the brothers share custody together when they're with the daughter/niece.
And if they don't like that solution, make them BOTH pay full child support.
Actually, I'd do what one judge did when a lot of guys claimed to be the father in a paternity suit: "We figured if we all said we were the father, then they wouldn't know who to ding."
ReplyDeleteThe judge was not amused, and hit them all with the full child-support amount from each.