Cold War Days Are Here Again

Not that I think they ever really went anywhere:

A Russian bomber flew over a U.S. naval base on the Pacific island of Guam on Wednesday and "exchanged smiles" with U.S. pilots who had scrambled to track it, said Major-General Pavel Androsov, head of long-range aviation in the Russian air force.

Wow! I didn't know that Russia could fly planes with Nukes all over the world! Wow! I never imagined that they could give their nuclear material to rogue agents to bomb the poo out of American cities!

Sneaky, sneaky bunch, those Russians.