San Francisco: Home of the Depraved

A friend of mine wants me to come out and "see some protests". Don't worry, I told him, I've got this internets thingy and can visit them from the comfort of my home decked out with indoor plumbing and working arm-pit hair shaving implements. We're really sophisticated in Texas, ya'll.

Depraved definition: deviating from what is considered moral or right or proper or good.

This should get my friend's blood pumping. Just want to make sure he's getting enough aerobic exercise!