Angel No More & Angels That Never Were

You don't care. I know you really, really don't. But this is funny and I feel compelled to share anyway. (Isn't that what blogging is all about?) Agent BedHead has another couple funny installments.

Remember Charlotte Church, prepubescent songstress extraordinaire? This is her today:

Charlotte Church. The voice of a drunken, violent, beefed-up, blaspheming, pizza-smearing angel. We shall follow your career with considerable interest.

Alert: Topic Change coming: NOW! And this new development is important, because it's probably coming to a jihadi beach near you (Hello? Great lake swimmers? Are you listening?): The Burquini. Don't ask. Just go look at it and see your favorite Pop Tart dressed modestly, for once.