Coke Dumb-Heads

As The Manolo is want to say, "Ayyyyee!" Sell the super secret Coke recipe? Be still my over-sugared, caffinated soul. Please, say it isn't so. It is so. So debased. So corrupt. So just plain mean. Dumb head at Coke and the buddies she hangs with tried to sell to Pepsi, Coke's trade secrets. The Feds nabbed 'em. Evil averted.