Kim Jong Illin'

Just when Israel decides to blow the Gaza Strip in a "crime against humanity" to the stone ages or at least "reoccupy" that wee bit of smokn' property, Kim J. B. Illin' gets all nuke crazeeee. Iran suddenly looks moderate. Okay, they look only partially demented. Not completely lets-shoot-rockets-toward-Hawaii-and-see-if-the-US-means-business-'cuz-I've-felt-neglected demented. China not so suddenly looks dangerous. And in one week, the whole stinkin' world is shifting on it's axis. To top it all off, it's the Prez' b-day.

Whoa.

And, to demostrate their complete sure-handedness and relevence in a topsy-turvy world, the UN is investigating (Iran? Noooo. Somalia? Nooooo. North Korea? Noooo. Sudan? Noooo. Cuba? Noooooo. Venezuala? Nooooo. China? Nooooo.)........ okay, I'll give you two guesses and the first one doesn't count. Bing. Bing. Bing. You're the winner. That's right ISRAEL.

Wow. Now, don't you feel safe?

George Bush is such a hater. All that "Axis of Evil" crap. What a nice bunch of countries. Where is Madeline Albright when you need her? Oh, here she is, when she is not doing this.