TV: Out You Go

Television in your bedroom is bad for your sex life--50% worse to be exact. Feng Shui also says TVs should never be in your bedroom (or mirrors for different reasons)--the EMFs are terrible for you. According to Feng Shui, your bedroom has two purposes and the first is sleeep. I'll let you guess the other one.

I guess that cheap flat screen we bought needs to go to the guest bedroom (it's ultimate home anyway) sooner rather than later. The idea of guests exercising conjugal relations is blechy. Maybe we should put two T.V.s and some clocks and anything else that buzzes in there. Maybe we can bring the *ahem* ratio down to zero.

Hat Tip: Dr. Clouthier