Marriage: Men Get Healthy, Women Get Fat

Big shocker. Men relax, calm down, eat better and life is good when they settle down. Women, who now put up with a satisfied, contented, lump in the house, get stressed and eat more, gaining weight. The joke has always been that women are a ball and chain. Seems like the opposite might be true. He lightens his load. She "carries more weight." Hmmmmm.....