Arabs Hate Israel

This just in, Arabs all over Arabia hate Israel. They used to like them, kinda, but still enjoyed giving then occasional nouggies but that was waaaaay back when Isaac and Ishmael were still talking.

Tomorrow, in News of the Obvious, Physicists will discuss the danger of jumping from 40 story buildings. "We're very concerned that people don't know the full dangers of leaping carelessly from 400 feet to the ground. Even if you land "right" the fall is fatal and people should know that so they can avoid the risks," says Dr. Newton.