10 Most Fascinating People on the Internet

What? I wasn't listed? I'm so hurt! Well, if my omission from this list doesn't put you off, John Hawkins lists his answer to Barbara Walters bizarre yearly tradition.

I call her list bizarre when Kanye West and Tom Cruise make it and yet anyone truly of note for either weirdness (TomKat--have them both on--now that would be fascinating), creepiness (Iran President Good Hair), criminalness (Kofi Annan), smugness (Jimmy Carter), etc. don't make it.