Friday, September 15, 2006

Random, Not-So-Deep, Thoughts for Friday

  • It is possible to have too many chocolate chips in chocolate chip cookies. It is not possible to have too many butterscotch chips in oatmeal cookies.
  • As productive as Americans are, a whole ton of time is still wasted in the workplace.
  • Temper tantrums are almost always caused by low blood sugar or fatigue.
  • Everyone hates lawyers but their own.
  • Very funny people are often very angry people.
  • The economy is good. Quit yer bitchin'.
  • The 80-20 rule applies to everything. It's actually more like 90-10. The 10% rule the world.
  • Parents with favorites, favor the one they think is most like themselves. The favoritism reveals hatred for their spouse.
  • At age 30, the statute of limitations expires for blaming parents for your sad-sack life.
  • People like their jobs more than they admit. Or, at least they like it more than their homelife. The slowpokes on the road are coming home from work.

3 comments:

Jessica said...

Awesome.

MaxedOutMama said...

You have me fascinated with this favorite thing. Could you explain?

Anonymous said...

What to do if you are the kid who's been favored or shunned?

What to do if you're the parent and you're trying to decide if you've favored one or other of the children.

also, what's with the 'word verification' thing?