O.J.: Making Orange Juice Out of Justice Oranges

I don't get the big deal. I mean, O.J. is innocent. Who cares if he makes a buck? His reputation was ruined, ruined! for a crime he didn't commit.

That's why I'm not worried about the Duke Rape Case, either. I trust the United States justice system--especially District Attorneys.

Oh, and that dude with nuclear plans in his suitcase and a bunch of money? It's a frame-up. I'm glad that they have assigned him a kick-butt lawyer--you know the kind that helps framed-up terrorists get off. Civil liberties are of utmost importance here.