Michigan News: Adultery Earns You the Death Penalty

A good chunk of that state would be on death row. A good chunk of the state deserves to be, but I digress. Which brings to mind the esteemed Judge Smails: "I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber, Danny. Didn't want to do it. Felt like I owed it to them."

Cheaters of Michigan beware! Sharia law has nothing on your Western legislation. Off to the gas chambers with ye sinners.