Sunday, January 13, 2008

Fred Thompson's Hotness Factor


I want Fred Thompson to win the Republican nomination. (Did you hear he's surging in South Carolina?) And it's not just that the other candidates stink for various and sundry reasons--which I'll run through momentarily--or that he's the best of the worst or something. I want Fred for his own reasons.

Let's run through the problems with the other guys:

John McCain: He marches to his own little drummer who doesn't know the conservative rhythm. Of course there's McCain-Feingold that nifty little piece of legislation who's chief beneficiary was George Soros, but there's this other little thing: his only consistent conservative feature is his military stance, which I admit I admire. It's not enough.

Mitt Romney: Tall, presidential looking, good hair, smart. I should love him, but I don't. My suspicion isn't evangelical in nature--ewww, he's a Mormon, he frightens me! It's more, ewww, he succeeded in Massachusetts, he frightens me! Also, he came across as bitchy in the last debate.

Rudy Giuliani: I like him. He gives the press heck. He won't back off a fight. He possesses the right kind of moral indignation at psychopaths routinely given a pass. Still, he's no conservative. But he's better than most.

Ron Paul: He's a loon.

Mike Huckabee: He's a loon with a TV evangelist grin, but boy can he smile. His post-loss speech in New Hampshire was euphoric hope--like Obama but pasty, white, and Boomerish.

And then there's Fred Thompson. Fred Thompson has it all. He has conservative cred. He has experience. He can communicate. He gives journalists the respect they deserve.

But there's more. A president has to have a certain je ne sais quoi. Fred has it. He's middle American. He has the slight lilt. He comes across as real. He's likable. Guys can imagine going out for a beer with him. Girls dig him.

Now, that above assessment might bug you, but it's important, especially in the general election. Voters dig Alpha Males and so do certain bloggers. Can you imagine going for a beer with Romney, Huckabee, or Paul? No. How about Edwards, Clinton or Obama? Maybe Obama, but it'd be a martini or glass of wine, let's be real, here. Giuliani could have a good time at the bar, but aren't you just a little afraid he might go on a bender? Thompson would have a drink, talk sports, know the waitress's name and go home to his wife.

About women. I dig Thompson. He's not conventionally cute. Heck, none of the candidates are that great looking save Romney. Thompson has that easy talk, the relaxed authority that is fun to be around. He's the guy girls choose and the other dudes marvel.

I happen to think that the more people learn about Thompson, the more they'll like. Soon we'll have a Huckabust. And then Romney will loose his zip. McCain will hang in like the pit-bull he is. Giuliani will have misplayed his cards and gambled too big. And Ron Paul will be recommitted to the institution he broke out of to campaign for President--oh yeah, that would be the House of Representatives.

Thompson has a chance.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

6 comments:

AwthrAwthr said...

As a fellow man, Fred doesn't light my fire. But he lights my desire politically.

Fred is surging. And with five viable candidates thrashing it out, he can climb his way to the top.

The media, such as the NY Times and CNN have started to cover him. They can't help it...he has that kind of magnetism.

kal said...

I wonder if Melissa is having flashbacks to Thompson wearing his navy jumpsuit in Hunt for Red October. But then again, he didn't look much different back then either.

skutch999 said...

I have a weird, unproven theory. I believe the American public will not elect anyone to the office of President who does not have a generic name. Think about it:
Richard Nixon
Jimmy Carter
Ronald Reagan
George Bush
William Clinton
George Bush

Can you imagine someone named Mitt or Obama actually being elected? I realize how shallow this sounds but, again, it's just a theory :-P

So far, Fred's got my vote. Not because of his name, though - heh.

galensmark said...

Dr. M,
I disagree with you only that Mitt should be 2nd. Mac doesn’t scare me any more than the average, say…CHAMELEON does.

Oh, Fred is hot? You’re killin’ me! My side’s still aching from the laughter.

Keep up with those eye-exercises; we’ll need your vote.

Whoowah Fred!

carol said...

Well I'm with Melissa on this one. Fred does have that something..I'm so wrapped up in politics that I actually had a couple dreams: the first with Mitt, who really, really wanted me. Very surprising but I was flattered. Figured out after I woke up that he really, really wanted my VOTE. Then I had a Fred dream and he was more cool. Definitely attractive. I woke up thinking I really, really wanted to vote for him.

I'm not completely irrational, though, since I'd already decided he was the one and will even be speaking for him at our caucus.

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