Did you see the Rolling Stone cover with Obama on it? Oh wait, it's right here. Shit. I need to pay more attention to these things. Positively radiant, don't you think?
Ace says this:
And over at the Onion this description of the man, the myth, the legend:
I've changed my mind: I want Obama as the Democratic nominee. Not only is he much more beatable than I first thought -- corruption, that Marxist harpy of a wife -- but the media bias should he prevail will be (licks fingers) muah!, magnifique.
They're already melting the fuck down and the guy hasn't even beat the Yoko Ono of politics.
Well I guess Yoko Ono is the Yoko Ono of politics, too. The Yoko Ono of the Clinton Family Band, then.
Obama, radiant. Did I mention amazingly radiant? Super, super cool savior guy.
--The totally awesome, glowing, superhero/savior spawn of Jesus and Superman
--The radioactive president of America's dreams
--A dewy Venus, majestically stepping forth from a serene ocean mist, but, like also a guy who's running for president.
--The late-90s sitcom character, Teen Angel.
--Not just the president of the ShinySuit 3000 Club For Men, but also a client.
--Zeus for a new age.
--Some kind of space hero, or whatever
--Mr. Cloudo, President of Heaven