"Zarkman" Is On the Otherside: How's Them Virgins?

Inquiring minds want to know: Is Paradise really as great as it's built up to be?

Find out here and here. Zarkman ain't G-rated, though. Be forewarned, he uses his nasty pseudo-soldier lingo. Not so nice (language warning), but very funny.

IF BAD LANGUAGE OFFENDS YOU YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! DO NOT COMPLAIN.