Brad Pitt: "I'll Marry When Everyone Can"

Now, Andrew Sullivan has met his moral match in Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped. "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

And to even think that Angie won't settle down ever--even for all the beautiful bared buttcheeks this side of Troy. I know that idea is just ka-razy. It's so much better sounding to say that you're living in sin to be one with all the oppressed gay peeps. Soldier on Brother Brad.

H/T Reader Sharon