Johnny M. Coldcuts Covers the Spread

16-3

Now that's some good odds on College Football. This good, in fact:

Listen up, mofo's. I made so much cash on my college football picks that I not only made bail money, I had enough left over to make my little "problem" with the Thai tranny "disappear".

So, I'm a free man once again. And I'm going to Vegas. By way of Tuscaloosa, I think. Because I noticed Beth from My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy dropped by in the comments, and she seems like a woman of distinction and exceptional tastes. By which I mean easy. That's just the way I roll. Like the Tide, baby.

Like the Tide.