Sunday, March 18, 2007

Movie Critics to America: Why, Oh Why, Are You So Stupid?

Film Critic [Musing to himself while typing on his IBM Selectric]:How dare you like what they hate! Stupid Americans! Same ones who voted for George Bush. Twice. Every day I wake up and wonder how I can enlighten, guide and inform. Everyday, you thwart me!

Movie goer: "Tonight we dine in hell!" [Raucous clapping by attendees.]

Film Critic: [Still musing....] Americans ignore gems like this, and go watch stupid 300.

Movie goer [Musing to self, while watching 300]: Why can't they make more movies like this?

1 comment:

Chalmers said...

While I agree in principal with your assertions in your post, I thought that The Wind that Shakes the Barley looked pretty good.