My sister has an unnatural affection for David Hasselhoff. I found this out tonight while iChatting. You think you know someone. Here's a video for your consumption--in the interest of truth: to balance his drunken blather this week.
David, my sister is a ready, willing and available. She's just your type: twenty years younger, blond and, did I mention, available?
UPDATE: The Manolo weighs in:
Manolo says, yes, it is the mighty Hasselhoff shirtless and intoxicated.
The Manolo asks you, which great artist has not also been tormented by his demons?
Among many artistic geniuses drink seems to be the preferred method of placating these demons, drink and the occasional bare-chested cheeseburger.