My Unbearable Uncoolness of Being

To add to my unbearable uncoolness (I mean I'm a breeder, from the Midwest, living in Texas, considering Homeschooling, I'm a Christian, and a chiropractor, and married, and Caucasian could I be any less cool?), I do not have an iPhone and I do not have a Facebook page. Over at TechCrunch, this headline: Facebook + iPhone =Ultracool .

As hard as I try to be cool, I always end up being conventional. Sigh.