Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Yay! Vice President Cheney Almost Was Killed!

We are progressive leftists who love, love, love our enemies!

“You ever see “M*A*S*H”? I wrote that shit, people. So when I tell you that Cheney is a legitimate war criminal—and so an understandable target for an assassination attempt, however deplorable we in the West may find such things—I have, like, 9 freakin’ seasons of Emmy-winning TV to back me up on that.”
That Jeff Goldstein sure doesn't understand us, does he? Doesn't he get satire? I mean, really.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Celebrities are Gods,
And Gods Can Do No Wrong.
Q.E.D.

(Do you have your pinch of incense ready? And your kneepad?)

Antoinette said...

Ah yes TV knows all, if it was on TV it must be true. Do these people ever listen to themselves?

Can we question their patriotism now?