Dear Furry Little Friends,
I'd like to remind you peeps that yesterday was April 1 and as such, I posted completely ridiculous ideas for you all to consume. Some of you didn't just buy it, you ate it, hook, line and sinker. That made my day. In fact, this comment gave me so much amusement, it makes me want to post ignorant advice every single day. Wait a minute..... Some of you already think I do. In honor of the best commenter, I thought I'd include his diatribe here, for all to see. It's worthy of a greater audience:
I must say that reading what you have said has made me a little concerned for you. No ... that was an understatement ... I thought your words were so wrong I couldn't believe it. I actually printed them out and had my wife read what you have said. We have been happily married for 15 years now and let me tell you my opinion (which I will comfortably admit, is an opinion) you have never experienced love for what it really is. If you are in a relationship and this is what you guys practice then either you, him, or the both of you are cheating on eachother and are in a very unstable relationship. It might be time that you and your significant other (if there is one) should seek professional help. Normaly I would apologize for being so harsh but that is one thing that you are against so I won't. --Michael A. Cornella
Michael, sorry to give you such a heart attack. I'm truly happy that you're happy in your marriage. Please feel free to email your secrets and I'll share them here. I want to thank you, though, for giving me one of the best laughs of the day. For what it's worth, I have known love, more than I deserve. But you're right about one thing: there's no question I need professional help. Your advice is well-taken.
P.S. The "Top 5 Thinkers", well, the post might have been better titled, "The Top 5 Stinkers". Maybe I'll get around to the Top 5 Thinkers today or tomorrow.